Last minute preparations

I went to Target today to purchase some last minute items for my trip. I've been working on my list of necessities and have checked off all but a few random items. I walked up to the checkout register with my red basket of goodies and the girl simply stared at the items in the basket, then at me, and then started giggling. I had purchased a bag of underwear, insect repellant, and goggles. I looked her straight in the eye and said, "This is all I EVER bring with me when I travel. How about you?"